A 35m pitch of sustained 5.7-5.8 climbing. Inspired by and reminiscent of Smokin' the Toad in Hackberry Creek. Good climbing on positive holds up the steep wall. **Full 35m, Please tie a knot in the end of the rope! Belay in the chimney under the first bolt*

Serious Enthusiasm

Little Lost Lion

Jesus is Real

Decompressing the Delusions

Curley the Spandex Alien

Seats of Evil

Especial

Pole Dancing Dragons

Unknown (Trad)

First Dance

Rocket Man

Spaceball

A moderate trad line with many protection options. Some good rock and some loose rock, be cautious, "especially" on the ledge 3/4 of the way up not to knock loose rock onto your belayer. More traffic and cleaning should help. 

Initially TR'd by Ryan Myers, then cleaned and led ground up by Scott D and Michael G. Good pro, cleaned up nicely with a variety of technics including jams, stemming, offwidth, crimps. A great addition to the area.

When all hope is lost and the world seems to be crumbling around you, it's nice to know that Jesus is Real! If you can't wrap your head around Jesus, you can at least wrap your hand over the jug below the 4th bolt; Either way you'll feel a lot better about living.

Start the same as you would for Serious Enthusiam but hang a left when you reach the big ledge. Then follow the left trending bolt line to the anchors. This is not a hard route and is very well bolted for the grade. 

The start to this route is tricky and the rock is softer than most of the rock in the area, so be mindful up to the roof (hint don't get tricked into the off width to the left). Pull the roof to the right and cruise the rest of the way to the anchors while enjoying the view.

A fantastic bit of face climbing up a well featured wall. Experience a variety of movement on this well protected route with the crux being at the top. Option to continue past the anchor onto a nice ledge with a separate anchor to link with pitch 2 of Pole Dancing Dragons, or bust out the trad rack and split off to the right to join pitch 2 of the Unknown Trad Route next door.  

A truly enjoyable route to the top of the Funny Farm. This route consists of two pitches or can be set up as a single pitch for top-roping (USE YOUR OWN ANCHOR, DO NOT TOP-ROPE OFF THE RAP RINGS!) . If being done as a two pitch climb, best to clip the anchor as protection and continue 5ft higher to a nice ledge and separate anchor. 

 Pitch one climbs the nice featured face up and to the left and continues up the arete which provides awesome positioning and fun climbing. 

 Pitch 2 works up some easy steps off the ledge to a short steep section, from there follow the bolts up the sloping ramp to the crux. Once past the crux follow the bolts leftwards to the top. 

 Please be aware the second pitch could use some traffic to help clean it up a bit. Be sure your belayer and other climbers at the base have helmets on. A thorough cleaning has been done so it's mostly small flakes and things but still be AWARE!  

Beautiful crack climbing up a long system of corners. Optional second pitch or rap from newly bolted anchors. Enjoy!

A stout lil' line up a steep wall. Climb up an easy boulder, clip the first bolt and fire through the crux boulder problem, clipping bolts on your left as you go. Once through the crux, manage your pump and push for the anchors. Enjoy. 

A bouldery start to a burly roof to an amazing slab is how you will remember Rocket Man. Pull hard through a BIG roof and then delicately climb your way to the anchors. A mega cool line that will push you harder than any of the other routes on the wall.

A shorter route leading up to a prominent ledge with rap ring anchors or the opportunity to link into upper pitches. 

This addition to the Atlantis area is comprised of several moderate routes (5.7-5.10) with a few multi-pitch routes and possible link up opportunities with Poseidon's Throne. Beware this Crag is still under development and loose rock is prevalent. Please wear a helmet at all times, especially while hanging out at the base. Traffic will help to clean up the routes over time.

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Routes in The Funny Farm