This climb has a committing start and jugs, sidepulls, no hands rests, underclings, crimps... quality route. It seems longer than it is. blocky and overhung. At some point(just above the thin face section) you will se a bolt on either side of you, you want to clip the right one and continue above it. You must be prepared to get a KICK IN THE NUTS!!!! 

  originally 11b... I compare this climb to 'The Breeze' which has more difficult moves, but this route is longer. Its hard to call the same grade though, but it may be accurate.

Kick in the Nuts

You Bastards

You Will Respect My Authoriti

Simultaneous Lovin'

Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Direct

Southpark

Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home

Unknown (Left Of Kick The Baby)

Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect

Blame Canada

Kick the Baby

Conjoined Twin Myslexia

Scuzzlebutt

They Killed Kenny

Strike & Slip

Sit Down and Shut Up

Climb moderate, broken-looking, black rock to a high first bolt.  Pull over a lip to gain a ledge.  The next twenty feet is the meat of the route: a stunning hanging corner.  Use a combination of laybacks, hand-foot matches, and stemming to overcome the crack.  Exit left, clipping a bolt, and scamper up easier terrain to another bolt.  Transition into Mister Hankey The Christmas Poo (Indirect) to finish at the chains of Kick In The Nuts. 

  This route is a little crumbly with small flecks coming off in numerous places.  There is also a large chockstone at the base of the hanging corner that wiggles.  While I was unable to remove and believe it will stay, caution should be used.  I avoided using it for a foot as a precaution. 

  An alternative finish straight through the final roof was explored but never completed.  There is a fixed nut and chains.  One or two bolts and the permission of the FA team is all that is needed to complete this variation.  This finish would bump the grade to approximately 12+. 

  In my opinion Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home is more challenging and sustained.

The longest and arguably the best route at South Park, You Bastards shares two bolts with They Killed Kenny before venturing right across a low angle ledge.  Pull a series of overhung blocks to complete the first crux and be rewarded with a ledge that allows for full recovery.  Continue on easier ground for a few bolts until a nearly featureless headwall is encountered.  After ninety feet of climbing it is time for the second and harder crux.  Delicately balance your way through nothingness before a final ledge and the last few bolts.  Upon completion of this massive journey you are lowered in a jungle of small trees.

Very fun.  Climb up to and over a roof.  There may be grunting involved.  Get a nice rest then tackle the next roof, which isn't quite so rough.  About halfway up, traverse right along an angling ledge to the bolts on "Simultaneous Lovin'" and follow these to the top.  You can TR "Simultaneous..." from these anchors, if you so desire.

Excellent route.  Head up ramp and slabby moves to the roof.  Pull through and head up more moderate climbing.  Then the fun begins.  Hard and awkward but fun moves lead up the arete.  The clip here is pretty spicy, but the route can be toproped from "You Will Respect...".  Once past the arete the climbing is moderate with a few thin moves below the anchors.

Steep jug haul, some hidden, some obvious, to the first crux pulling through 2 crimps and a fun mantle-like move. Get a great rest before the final 3 moves, which happen to be the 2nd crux.

Roof start to some face climbing and a few thin moves. As with several of the climbs in the area, they can seem harder if you have trouble with these fun roof starts.

A fantastic line reminiscent of Kick In The Nuts only more difficult.  Immediately off the deck pull a sequence of powerful, intriguing moves until the forth bolt.  Finesse into and eventually around a nearly blank low-angle corner.  Surmount the overhung arete to reach the chains. 

  This is a really great route.  Delicate movement sandwiched between burly sequences.  All thought provoking and all around the same grade.  Climb this route!

Carefully scramble past loose rock at the base before starting the climb.  Unlock a series of puzzles separated by recovery ledges before transitioning onto a right leaning, low angle ramp.  Clip one bolt on the ramp before engaging the slightly overhung featured face that is shared with the route to the left. 

  This is a great route for technicians as each section requires unlocking a sequence.  Don't be afraid to wander slightly off the bolt line. 

I am unsure of the name, FA, and grade of this route.

A truly unique route deserving of more traffic, Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect, features a wild 20ft ledge traverse across pantina-featured slopers.  This line felt impossibly confusing and blank until learning the holds and finding the ample rests.

Start by scampering up grungy, but solid, rock past two or three bolts to low angle, less featured face.  Embrace the shadow of the overhang above before tackling a beautiful, overhung, fist-sized crack for twenty feet.  Catch your breath on the cool down to the chains. 

  While essentially a bolted boulder problem, the crack is such a cool feature that the route is a worthwhile adventure.

Fun route.  Low crux, plenty of rest spots along the way, but never boring.  Good warm up.

starts below a shelf and works up a grimy dihedral to the shelf using a possibly loose prow block, then up a this dihedral crack bit, mantle/hook to get on next shelf (end of crux section), then continue fun easier climbing on good holds to an easier crux closer to the top. (IIRC)

Roof start to a short slab and then jug haul to the top. There might have been some rock fall that made that last few moves a bit easier. A few reachy spots too.

Climb featured, nearly vertical rock before transitioning onto a low angle, right leaning ramp.  Mindfully select edges while progressing up the ramp until it tapers.  Engage the slightly overhung featured face, including a wild fin, to reach the chains. 

  Shoulder length slings are recommended at the first bolt on the route, the first bolt on the ramp, and possibly the first bolt on the overhang. 

  Personally I have always found this route to be slightly harder than the listed grade of 5.8.

I don't remember any crux on this one, just move through the pump.  Upper half is more inverted than the lower half with a huge rest in-between.  Great holds the whole way through!

Morning to midday sun and afternoon shade. Remote and secluded.

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